Lesson learned.
DON’T EVER FUCKING GO TO CHERNOBYL OR RUSSIA EVER.
IN YOUR LIFE.
EVER.
“Some Nights” (Lyrics) - Fun.
(In case you would like to sing along with my last post.)
Some nights, I stay up cashing in my bad luck
Some nights, I call it a draw
Some nights, I wish that my lips could build a castle
Some nights, I wish they’d just fall off
But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh Lord, I’m still not sure what I stand for oh
What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don’t know anymore…
oh woah, oh woah, oh woah oh oh
oh woah, oh woah, oh woah oh oh
This is it, boys, this is war - what are we waiting for?
Why don’t we break the rules already?
I was never one to believe the hype - save that for the black and white
I try twice as hard and I’m half as liked, but here they come again to jack my style
And that’s alright; I found a martyr in my bed tonight
She stops my bones from wondering just who I am, who I am, who I am
Oh, who am I? Oh, who am I? mmm… mmm…
Well, Some nights, I wish that this all would end
Cause I could use some friends for a change
And some nights, I’m scared you’ll forget me again
Some nights, I always win, I always win…
But I still wake up, I still see your ghost
Oh Lord, I’m still not sure what I stand for, oh
What do I stand for? What do I stand for?
Most nights, I don’t know… (come on)
So this is it? I sold my soul for this?
Washed my hands of that for this?
I miss my mom and dad for this?
No. When I see stars, when I see, when I see stars, that’s all they are
When I hear songs, they sound like this one, so come on
Oh, come on. Oh, come on, OH COME ON!
Well, this is it guys, that is all - five minutes in and I’m bored again
Ten years of this, I’m not sure if anybody understands
This one is not for the folks at home; Sorry to leave, mom, I had to go
Who the fuck wants to die alone all dried up in the desert sun?
My heart is breaking for my sister and the con that she call “love”
But when I look into my nephew’s eyes…
Man, you wouldn’t believe the most amazing things that can come from…
Some terrible lies…ahhh…
oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, oh oh
oh woah, oh woah, oh woah, oh oh
The other night, you wouldn’t believe the dream I just had about you and me
I called you up, but we’d both agree
It’s for the best you didn’t listen
It’s for the best we get our distance… oh…
It’s for the best you didn’t listen
It’s for the best we get our distance… oh…
“Some Nights” - Fun.
Song’s been stuck in my mind for the past few hours. Makes sense, considering the circumstances.
Why must 99% of education majors get married and/or start a family before age 25?
Why?
CHEERS! FOR GOING AGAINST THE GRAIN.
FOR KICKING ASS AND TAKING NAMES ALL OF THE DAYS.
FOR BEING YOURSELF.
CHEERS.But I’m not 25 yet!
What if it’s a curse?!
(This calls for a reaction gif, but I am too lazy to look beyond the ones I have.. none of which fit, but would be something along the lines of terror and deep sobbing.)
And MY reaction.
Recently it came to my attention that the word “YOLO,” an acronym standing for “You Only Live Once,” has become popular with the kids (as in “Fine, I’ll do another shot - YOLO!”). I did some research and I found out that YOLO is just the tip of the iceberg in terms of hip 2012 lingo. Get ready to feel really old, because I had never heard of any of these, but apparently they’re being used everywhere:
YOLO: You Only Live Once
YOLOLO: You Only “LOL” Once
YOTROLOLOO: You Only “Trololo” Once
YOLOLO NOHOMO: You Only “LOL” Once, and I don’t mean that in the gay way
YOWO SOSOPOLOS: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos
“You’ll never win the fashion competition. YOWO SOSOPOLOS.”
YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO: You Only Wear Orange So-So Polos, and I do mean that in a very gay way
“You’ll never win the fashion competition, sweetbuns. YOWO SOSOPOLOS SOHOMO.”
YOYOKO ONOSOCO: You’re Only Yoko Ono, So Chill Out
“You don’t have to create world peace by yourself. YOYOKO ONOSOCO.” (Must be spoken only to Yoko Ono)
YOHOHOHO BOSODOCOCOA: You Only “HoHoHo” But Once, So Drink Our Cocoa (Must be spoken only to Santa Claus)
YOLOMOFO HELLOMOTO: You Only Live Once, Motherfucker (Must be spoken only by Samuel L. Jackson in a Motorola commercial)
YOYOYO OSO YOYOSOLO OWO LOCO PO-PO: You Only Yo-Yo Once, So Yo-Yo Solo, Obviously Without Crazy Police Officers
(via galincognito)
I am considering doing something more meaningful in my life.
I know it’s up to me to figure this out…but just for kicks and giggles…
Does anyone have any suggestions, advice or ideas?
I want a rare steak, and I want to see those two men pound each other.”
— Trudy Campbell (Mad Men - Season 4, Episode 7 - “The Suitcase”), before she, Pete, and some of his coworkers head off to the boxing match that evening
Can I just say right now…
DUCK PHILLIPS IS A DESPERATE DUMBASS MOTHERFUCKER.
I hope he dies.
…his character, not the actor.
No, Lane!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
DON’T DO IT! YOU’RE MARRIED…TO A WOMAN…IN ENGLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND!!!
CASAWAKAAAA!!!”
— Lane Pryce (Mad Men - Season 4, Episode 3 - “The Good News”), in responding to a woman shushing him during a showing of Godzilla in the movie theater
Mad Men Quote (Season 4, Ep. 3)
Lane: [Pulling out a bottle of wine] I received something rather special from my father on my birthday.
Don: What is it?
Lane: Who knows? He's one of those alcoholics who thinks that he's collecting.
I say, I would look rather dapper. (whatwhat)
Interested in the Tweed Ride in Flagstaff? (I do say, you might want to select the following “hyperlink,” as some whipper-snappers call it: http://www.flagstafftweed.com/events/bike-to-work-week-tweed-ride/)
*All of above caption should be read in an early 20th century, posh English accent for the full humorous effect.
“Ready to Go” - Klaypex (Official Music Video)
Awesome take on visiting the grandparents. Seeing some similar themes between this and some of Skrillex’s videos. All in all - awsom-WUB WUB WUB WUUUU WUUUU-me.
